ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
This baby is an asshole
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.