Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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