I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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