You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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