when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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