butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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