Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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