Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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