i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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