Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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