id be glad to
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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