the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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