I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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