If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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