this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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