exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
