If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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