Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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