I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize