Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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