Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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