dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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