Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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