Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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