So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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