Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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