i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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