I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
