So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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