are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Help me help you realize you are a moron
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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