either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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