Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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