mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
NoShamevember. You game?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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