I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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