grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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