Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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