i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
