Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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