"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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