as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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