So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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