Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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