So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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