he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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