maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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