508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
"it" just moved
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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