White coat. Heels.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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