There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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