it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I came so hard my ears popped.
dude. I can hear the air.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
