Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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