i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
