He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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