i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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