yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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