so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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