hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i was born a porn star she said
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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