No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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