He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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